Having suggested humour as prerequisite for a sterling wedding party, let me also propose that a groom able to absorb the odd taunt or three is equally responsible for helping the party to go with a swing. Was I mildly surprised to find the cake topping featuring our groom modelled as Shrek? Perhaps. Darren, you’re a man with an uncommon ability to take all the best man can throw at you, and then greet him at the bar later with a pint. Fear not Darren, you… were… Googled. Look forward to the return visit when he requests the same of you.